ARK: Survival Evolved – beach clubbing
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Ah, the Beach Bob life. We’ve all been there.
You wake up on a blindingly bright tropical shore, scratching your wrist at a weird glowing diamond embedded in your arm. You’re wearing nothing but primitive cloth underwear, you’re already starving, and a Dilophosaurus is currently eyeing you like a snack-sized burrito.
What is the first, most logical course of action in ARK: Survival Evolved? Do you carefully gather berries? Do you build a thatched fortress?
Heck no. You craft a wooden club and you start swinging. Welcome to the glorious, chaotic tradition of Beach Clubbing.